| Released by: Gordon Moss |
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| Update Date: 1/13/2007 11:16:13 PM |
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My new plastic eye-lid popper will change the way you pry your eye open for eyedrops and contact lens placement. "I wish we would have had this back in 89' when I had that gooey eye bacterial infection" remarked Andy Taurine. "Gordon Moss has done it again" says the Chicago Tribue. Gordon Moss is founder of the Cosmetic Accessory Foundation of America and the esteemed inventor of cup stacking. "Gordon Moss really is a jack of all trades" remarked Herbert Moss (Gordon's uncle). The new plastic eye popper system is simply amazing. "Just take the two plastic pieces and jam em' in your eye" remarked Gordon Moss.
Gordon Moss really is amazing.
As Gordon Moss prepares for his envelope licking champion ship in Portland this coming weekend, he remarked "I will pry my eye lids open and coat my tongue in latex so not to get a paper cut"
Gordon Moss is also a founding father and award recipient of The Pineapple Jumping Institute, and was the first person to wall paper his bed room with sticky notes.
MEDIA OUTLETS PLEASE CALL 206-350-8514 for recorded information on Gordon Moss (Mr. Wonderful) including calander and booking information. He will be speaking at the American's With Cuff-Link Fetishes annual convention in sunny Rose Wood, New Mexico on Feb. 5th 2007 |
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