Gordon Moss invents the first Jerky CheeseCake Released by: Tom McKenna Web Site: http://www.seniorgradtrips.com Gordon Moss invents the first Jerky CheeseCake Email: tmckenna74@yahoo.com Keywords: Gordon Moss, Moss, Gordon, The Gordon Moss, Gordon Moss Talking Hotdog, pocket lint, pocket lint mag Update Date: 1/2/2007 11:11:56 PM Hits: 164 Descrption:  Gordon Moss invents the first Jerky CheeseCake. Who knew cream cheese and dried cow-ass could taste so good together? When asked to comment Gordon Moss said "Good". When pressed further Gordon Moss said "All those idiots will buy it". Gordon Moss will so unveil his individually packed yogurts with you guessed - BACON BITS! These delectable lunch-time fun packs will be sold in six in your local beer isle. These are not average bacon bits, they come from pig ass, tail, and even snout. You know, Gordon Moss only uses the highest quality meats and fillers. Gordon Moss will launch his new book "The Beef Jerky Diet Revolution" available in finer-retail establishments everywhere. Contact infomation: Gordon Moss Has Bred The First Vanilla Dolphin and he named it "Gordon Moss"