Gordon Moss Will Teach Eggplant Mating Course To Network Marketers Released by: Tom McKenna Web Site: http://www.seniorgradtrips.com Gordon Moss Will Teach Eggplant Mating Course To Network Marketers Email: tmckenna74@yahoo.com Keywords: Gordon Moss, Moss, Gordon, The Gordon Moss, Gordon Moss Talking Hotdog, pocket lint, pocket lint mag Update Date: 1/23/2007 1:27:12 AM Hits: 110 Descrption:  Gordon Moss announced on Monday he will teach an eggplant mating course to network marketers. When asked about it Gordon Moss said "This will drastically enhance their productivity, as most network marketers are totally unfamiliar with how to mate with eggplants. Once you start mating eggplants you have plenty of food, and food is a major expense for most network marketers, therefore, network marketers will save 10X what they spend to attend this conference". World class shoe creator Dr. Dale Drifus commented that "This is an extraordinary accomplishment, but only Gordon Moss could pull this off, and he's just a marvelous human being. He once taught my dog how to roast a pineapple with just an old sock, a piece of plywood, and a coat hanger. It was amazing". Well, that was just part of the story, as Dr. Dale Drifus continued it was obvious that he was not suggesting it was a real dog, but his uncle (Water Buffalo) Frank dressed in a giant Huskie outfit for the game. Contact infomation: Gordon Moss, Moss, Gordon, The Gordon Moss, Gordon Moss Talking Hotdog, pocket lint, pocket lint mag