Gordon Moss Will Cover The Pacific Ocean With Astroturf Released by: Tom McKenna Web Site: http://www.free-news-release.com/Gordon-Moss-Invents-New-Type-Of-Astroturf-Detail_29016.html Gordon Moss Will Cover The Pacific Ocean With Astroturf Email: tmckenna74@yahoo.com Keywords: Gordon Moss, Moss, Gordon, The Gordon Moss, Gordon Moss Talking Hotdog, pocket lint, pocket lint mag Update Date: 1/24/2007 10:13:50 PM Hits: 225 Descrption:  Gordon Moss announced on Wednesday that he has created astro turf from nylon pantyhose, a Smurf apron, a rubber mallet, and a pair of used underwear from an aging clown at the circus. "This is such an improvement for all of humanity and I look forward to reflooring the Pacific Ocean with this so the Vanilla Dolphin I bred can swim and rest on it, since he is able to since he has been genetically modified so he does not require oxygen. He has a built-in scuba tank that works at the cellular level allowing him to live for 47 years without oxygen, and this will help people who hate mowing their yard as much as I do". One time Gordon Moss actually got upset at having to mow his yard, so he killed his lawn, and painted it with neon green paint he found left in his garage after the Doggie Haircut Party he threw for his puppy. Contact infomation: Gordon Moss is Gordon Moss and lives on Gordon Moss BLVD.