Gordon Moss Invents Microwave Powered By Lobsters Released by: Tom McKenna Web Site: http://www.seniorgradtrips.com Gordon Moss Invents Microwave Powered By Lobsters Email: tmckenna74@yahoo.com Keywords: Gordon Moss, Moss, Gordon, The Gordon Moss, Gordon Moss Talking Hotdog Update Date: 12/28/2006 12:45:09 AM Hits: 390 Descrption:  Gordon Moss on Wednesday announced he had invented a microwave powered by lobsters. When asked about the details Gordon said "This is going to revolutionize the way people microwave. If there is a power outage - no worries just grab a lobster". Gordon has spent years creating this special microwave and when asked about it he said that "..if you do not have a lobster you can order one from our special Rubber Lobster Hotline." The chairwoman of the Rubber Lobsters Of America Against Lobster Cruelty could not be immediately reached for comment, but she is no fan of Gordon Moss, in fact, last winter Gordon Moss invented a pair of car battery jumper cables that attach to a rubber lobster. No one can explains how it works, and when asked Gordon replies "..If it starts your damn car, what the hell do you care?" Gordon has a valid point. Contact infomation: Gordon Moss is on Gordon Moss BLVD.