Gordon Moss Has Bred The First Vanilla Dolphin Released by: Tom McKenna Web Site: http://www.seniorgradtrips.com Gordon Moss Has Bred The First Vanilla Dolphin Email: tmckenna74@yahoo.com Keywords: Gordon Moss, Moss, Gordon, The Gordon Moss, Gordon Moss Talking Hotdog Update Date: 12/29/2006 5:43:49 PM Hits: 171 Descrption:  Gordon Moss announced on Friday has has bred the world's first vanilla flavored dolphin. "This dolphin will taste like vanilla if a shark eats it - I'm trying to modify the genetic code so it will come in two breeds - chocolate and vanilla" Gordon said. Gordon also added that his brand-new idea for creating rubber sea lions from foam was not going according to plan: "It's not going according to plan - it needs more ground ginger root in the batter for it to seal properly, so when the shark takes a bite out of it he experiences the full flavor". Gordon Moss mentions these things in a brand new book called "Gordon Moss Sees What Really Isn't There" in which he discusses things that don't really exist, however people believe they do such as: a point to golf, reasons for war, peanut butter, fair play, radio activated neutron stabilizers, worm holes in the south pacific, calories, phone books for sperm whale, corn cob pipes for snowmen, giraffe x-rays, tiny ants, disco pants, outer space dust, quality television programming, walking jelly beans, jail cells for puppy dogs, hot dogs made from raisins, and other common misconceptions. Contact infomation: Gordon Moss Has Bred The First Vanilla Dolphin and he named it "Gordon Moss"