Dr. Dale Drifus Invents New Square Shaped Shoe Released by: Tom McKenna Web Site: http://www.seniorgradtrips.com Dr. Dale Drifus Invents New Square Shaped Shoe Email: tmckenna74@yahoo.com Keywords: Dale Drifus, Dale Drifus, Dale Drifus, Dale Drifus, Dale Drifus, Dale Drifus, Dale Drifus Update Date: 12/31/2006 7:50:15 PM Hits: 356 Descrption:  Dr. Dale Drifus on Friday announced the jealously guarded discovery of a super-secret technology that has allowed him to create a square shaped shoe. He could not be reached for comment. However, Dale Drifus has said that the discovery of technology to design a square shaped shoe is the key to understanding the history of the oceans of the world. He said previously "This technology is what could possibly be used to transcend gravity and walk on water in a previous experience". He also added that he keeps his banana collecting wrapped in duct tape under his mattress. Contact infomation: Dale Drifus, Dale Drifus, Dale Drifus, Dale Drifus, Dale Drifus, Dale Drifus, Dale Drifus